You’re gonna love this. I like to make these lists and as
such I’ve begun to gain a reputation among my gals as an … picky person with
strict codes This is part one:
Enjoy!
Myth one: “If there’s no Ph.D. forget getting through these
knees”
No joke.
I like my lovers smart. Okay, maybe a little maybe a little more than smart.
But I prefer the term exceptional in something. I like there to be something
either than face value. I want to be intellectually challenged. I want more
than just staring at someone five years later over dinner or breakfast and
thinking: “Oh fuck, I’m bored.” That moment is pure horror.
So this is what I look for in a potential mate:
1.
A kind heart:
a.
Not just make believe hearts in flowers who will
turn on you.
b.
Someone who thinks of the little things.
i.
Purchases: I don’t need millions and millions of
things. I prefer the following:
1.
A kind card, note, a little cartoon figure that
will make me giggle.
2.
Make me laugh. Silly jokes don’t take yourself
to seriously
3.
A kiss on the hand, my cheek
4.
A smile.
5.
A movie night with experimental cooking
following it up with hard core movies that are so bad they would make 80’s hair
cry with pain!
6.
I want someone who likes me without makeup that
I can wear a dress around
7.
Someone who will not only grow but grow with you
8.
Vincent Price. I’m a fan!
9.
Surprises.
10.
If you ever give me jewelry, Give me something
thoughtful like a secret between us. Something that no matter how far away you
are I can always feel a little bit closer.
11.
I can buy my own drinks but a lover who knows
what I like and pick out a wine that’s exactly what we’d love. We could share
it over absurd conversations on a sky scraper or a middle of a field.
12.
Experience life with me and love me for it.
13.
If you are ever lucky enough to see me cry. I
don’t need coddling. Don’t pump me up. Just talk to me like a normal person and
maybe hold me
14.
Adventures are always fun
15.
Dancing
16.
When I give you a gift, I just want to make you
feel special and that I’ve spend hours looking for something that would be just
right.
2.
The ability to experience:
a.
Make plans for dreams
b.
Enjoy the feel of a beach and the joy of some
dare devil activities
c.
Fun sex stuff. Hey! Give me a break here! We all
have needs.
d.
Watch the sunset together
e.
Blow bubbles and fly kites
f.
Going places We’ve never been
g.
Tell me about your dreams and things of the
past.
h.
Appreciate my chest and don’t get embarrassed. I’ve
been seriously thinking about getting a reduction just to stop getting the
looks.
Myth number two: “The back ground check”
There
is a very good reason this is in place. I won’t recite the many exes that warrant
that rule.
3.
If you are a good person and I see good in you.
I won’t check you but if you keep bringing it up, my third gut will go off and
say, he’s hiding something. If I get the
inkling I can’t trust you you’re already done.
4.
Be you. Don’t put on a face or lie, I’ll clock
it and out the door you will be.
5.
Don’t get weird about money. A lot of
relationships end of money and I have had my fair share. I don’t care how much
you make or are worth only that you treat me as an equal and you check that
shit at the door. It doesn’t impress me, it shows posturing and after the 37th
time it’s old. Unless you’ve got a huge raise and good things are coming around
for you. Then let me be the first to say “Congrats and let me make you dinner!”
6.
Be a good person.
What I find sexy:
1.
A smile
2.
A laugh
3.
Charm
4.
An accent (SHUT UP! I’m still a girl)
5.
Someone who can dance
6.
Funny
7.
Smart
8.
Clever
9.
Well read
10.
Enjoys different food
11.
Gives lingering touches and kisses.
12.
A little bit of romance but not chokingly gross.
13.
Good taste in music
14.
A close whisper
15.
Intelligence
16.
Intelligence
17.
Intelligence
18.
A thoughtful message or call or text even if it’s
a joke.
a.
You don’t make time for me. I clearly don’t mean
anything you.
19.
Wonderful back rubs
20.
Good taste in wine
21.
Candles, hot, oil and great taste in everything
22.
A love of:
a.
books
b.
Art
c.
Music
d.
Culture
e.
Games
f.
Sports
i.
Badminton
ii.
Golf
iii.
Frisbee
iv.
Bowling
v.
Drag racing
vi.
Motorcycles
vii.
Basketball
viii.
Soccer
ix.
Darts
x.
Fire breathing
xi.
Belly dancing
xii.
Knife throwing
xiii.
Fan throwing
xiv.
Belly dancing
xv.
Yoga
xvi.
Marksmen ship
xvii.
Archery
1.
You know, let’s just toss it up to a lot.
23.
Big hugs
24.
Tender touches
25.
Rougher touches
26.
A burning gaze
27.
Hidden touches
a.
Oh wait that’s the last novel I read. My bad!!!!
Part two to come…..
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