First off let me start off by giving 2012 a hearty fuck
you. Digging my car out of a parking lot
and losing my cell at the same time was just another way to say “see ya.”
Needless to say, I didn’t celebrate New Year ’s Eve. I curled up with my Tablet
trying to get warm praying I could find where my cell went because I had no
other way of telling time. I had an alarm clock that wouldn’t set at the right
time and well. A whole four hours was acquired due to my paranoia of arriving
late to work… again. That is usually the major sign that it’s time to get a new
job. Seriously. MY give a shit left about a month ago.
However in my delirium I came up with a slight of rebellion.
Typically I don’t do a resolution list. I think it’s a crock
and setting myself up for failure. But you know what. I want goals for myself
and myself alone. It’s time for mourning my life to end. Even though my
drinking prowess would say otherwise, I’d make a terrible catholic. Or any categorized
religion for that matter. So I decided to set some realistic goals. Goals, that
I didn’t decide that I wanted until today. So, I guess I miss out on a final
pig out/ drunken debauchery. Oh, well there’s always 2014.
The list:
1.
Get fit.
a.
No, I’m not crash dieting. I’m not going to
freak out over everything I’m eating but take time for myself to do some yoga,
or weight lift, run and other cardio fun. Yes I enjoy exercising. Shock I know.
I’m over weight but you know what, I still run circles around 50 percent of the
skinny bastards I know. So there.
b.
15 minutes a day of doing whatever. No matter
how tired. And yes I realize that I have fallen asleep lifting weights and in
yoga positions but damn it! Effort is half the battle.
2.
Get published.
a.
Fuck yeah I’m doing it. Yes, I blog but you know
that really doesn’t count but I’m going to make it work.
b.
Work on my poetry harder
c.
Exercising my story line book.
3.
Spend some time one beauty fun:
a.
I have eye shadow, but when do I have time to
put on my lashes?
b.
Plucking. It needs to happen more often
c.
Lip stains, time to invest
d.
Edgy new hair cut
e.
Funky color
f.
Primer, how did I live with out it?
g.
Buy clip on bangs. Why not?
4.
Bring the sexy back:
a.
New lacey bras
b.
New lacey undies
c.
Garter belts (all mine have gone missing)
d.
Corsets
i.
Pleather, leather, lace, silk, I’m wearing them.
e.
Lingere:
i.
One long silk white, red or black gown
ii.
Shirts
iii.
Fishnets, lots of them
iv.
Cuban roll up stockings
f.
Shoes:
i.
Thigh high boots
ii.
Gain height and dance all night
5.
Get out:
a.
Concerts
b.
Karaoke
c.
Ice skating
d.
Art museums
e.
History museums
f.
Weird road side attractions
g.
Vine yards
h.
Old churches
i.
Ghost towns
j.
Carnivals at night
k.
Clubbing with friends in the spot light
l.
Writing cram sessions with Ally
m.
Go to a blues bar
n.
Go to a hookah bar
o.
Go Back to Toronto
6.
Fix my broken relationships:
a.
Tell the people that matter in my life how much I
love them
b.
Express my feelings to people who matter
c.
Change the future with people to make a better
tomorrow
7.
Love myself
a.
Small
b.
Simple
c.
Be a necessary to start the new year and a new
life. That I want more than anything.
So, That list (thus far). What are you going to change in
your life?
Even a song like this can get me moving! Get moving people! We can rock this year!
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