Guide to working with me

Hello sports fans!

I decided to write a small blog to let you know what has been going on over the few weeks and the short and small answer is work. Yes folks, long arduous work. I’m thankful for my job which even though I’m hurting after it, it’s an honest day’s pay for an honest day’s work. Although some days much like to that I am walking that boarder line. So, I have dedicated this little blog to show how to get along with me at work.  I’m a simple worker and I don’t really expect much but you are the judge.

If you are my manager:

Please leave me concise and explicit instructions as to what you expect to be achieved and I will do it.

Do be rude:

                This leads me to not only disrespect you but go out of my way to more annoying to you in any way my twisted mind can make up. And there is A LOT.

                If I do something wrong, let me know. Don’t tell 25 different people. This makes me feel worse about myself and therefore extremely lower my productivity.

                If you are nice to me, I’ll be nice to you because the second you step out that door you are just another human being just like me.

Don’t treat me like an idiot:

                Don’t tell me I’m stupid because of _____

                Don’t criticize the company I work for like it makes me less of a person. I could name all the things in my life that make me a better person than you but I don’t. Just because you work in a higher position than me doesn’t make you a better anything just more experienced. So, allow me to share in that wonderful knowledge and check the shitty attitude at the door because I’ll think you are a weak minded individual. Harsh but true.

To my co workers:

                The above applies to you as well. I response well to kindness and NOT negativity.

                Show some honor and humility, it does the soul good

                Be understanding. Sometimes we aren’t on our A game.

                If you’re not happy with something be constructive.

                Use deodorant … seriously

                Brush your teeth

                NPR, Country and talk radio are ok but in small doses. I don’t want to have any more nightmares about Obama care. Seriously. It’s fucked up.

                It’s okay to watch my back but don’t blame me for your mistakes.

                Seriously, if your fault fess up. I know when I fuck up but thems the breaks.

I’m crawling back to my hole (bed) and plan for my next blog.